Well, it's official, leaked through "Image Generator", I am to become Mrs Johnny Depp! For 4 years now I have been harnessing the power of "The Secret" and all I can say is "Dr Wayne W Dyer - you rock man - I've seen it and now I believe it!". I have been perfecting the "Johnny to the rescue daydream" for so long now whilst facing the daily challenges of "It was chewed beyond recognition when I borrowed it", "I only printed the one page" and, my personal favorite, "If the Trojans escape from the computer, will they hurt me?". Anyway, it's all true, this self-help stuff really does work!!!!!!!
The other exciting news in Week 5 is that, not only having harnessed the power of the Secret (Book 1), I have now discovered an entirely new Secret (Book 2 soon to be released) courtesy of LibaryThing. This secret like the previous is mighty powerful and, whilst it can be used in many situations, it is particularly powerful in customer service. Today I share it with you fellow bloggers free of charge. Next time you're in a challenging customer service moment, wait 'till the point when the customer is just about to blow a blood vessel and, innocently, interject with the comment "Excuse me, would you like to see my widget?". The outcomes are astonishing. Post your comments please on http://rss(reallystupidsuggestion).blogspot.com/.
For all the systems personnel out there for whom the previous paragraph may have been a complete mystery, look to your left of the blog for said widget. Careful analysis of the content will ensure you that I am taking my career change pretty seriously (refer to Week 4 if lost).
As for Rollyo(Roll Your Own) I've pretty much been doing this for years (extensive training in the drug industry of great assistance here!). However, I did manage to sign up to create my own search roll. Unfortunately ran out of play time; I was attempting to create a category called Drug Barons.
BLOG OFF FOR NOW until my next exciting adventure in the World of Web 2.0.
1 comment:
Dear BlogOff
I was so excited by your discovery of the Secret Part 2 that I couldn't wait to apply this in my challenging workplace. You are right, astonishing results, so far:
1 x customer 6 months community service and, would you believe, 1 x proposal of marriage.
Keep up the great work.
(Miss) Truely Dimm.
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